There Oughta Be A Law

There are 3 kinds of laws in this country. There are good laws. There are bad laws. And then there are laws that leave you scratching your head and trying to figure out just what the hell the legislators in question were smoking and/or drinking that day.

The first set isn't any fun though, so I'm going to ignore those. And now, Allons-y. (By the way, I don't suppose somebody named Alonso is reading this, are you? Because that would  make my day.)